I should have been born with a garment tag.
It would read:
The imperfections in this garment are what make it special. It has been hand made. Any imperfections or irregularities are strictly intentional. Nature’s creations are never uniform: therefore, these variations impart a unique natural beauty. They are intrinsic and characteristic of the organic me-making process.
Yes, I’d like that.
Perfectly, intentionally, flawed.